Pineapple Express
Movie Quote Quiz

Dale: Saul, help me! Help me! He's punching my bum!

Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!

Dale Denton: What the fuck's in there, a rancor!?

Saul: Start the car man, start the car!
Dale Denton: Yea, you see, me doing that and you saying it is obviously helping.
Saul: Well start it!
Dale Denton: I can't...the batteries are must be dead.
Saul: What do you mean the batteries are dead?
Dale Denton: The batteries are dead...I don't know any other way to possibly explain this to you.

Dale Denton: Yeah but if you do bad stuff you're going to come back as something bad like a slug or an anal bead. But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law. Now which would you rather be?
Red: The anal bead wouldn't be bad. I mean I guess it would depend on whose anal bead it was.
Dale Denton: It's *my* anal bead.

Robert: Angie, you're an idiot. I say that with love.

Angie Anderson: Fuck you Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What the fuck does that mean? Your hand?

Ken: Prepare to suck the cock of karma!

Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?

Saul: Hey look, my thumb looks like my cock.

More movie quotes

Join the mailing list

Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.