Paris Hilton: I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... But I do bend over.
Sonio: I brought you some fudge. Mom said you liked it packed.
Captain: I remember when my father used to beat me.
Queen Margo: Traditional rites of passage.
Captain: No, my father was an alcoholic.
Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... And then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
Leonidas: Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
Captain: I'm going to go all Hercules on your ass!
Urban Girl: Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um... Um... Bitch, lose some weight!
Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
Answer: He's Chris Crocker. In 2007, he made the YouTube video talking about everything Britney Spears had gone through, and he felt the media and people were ganging up on her and making fun of her, and he ended up breaking down and crying "leave Britney alone." It was thrown in the movie since the movie was making fun of Spears.
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