You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Movie Quote Quiz

Exec 1: What's 'humus'?
Exec 2: It's a very tasty diarrhoea-like substance.

Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.

Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

Michael: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.

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