Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Allison: Are you stalking me?
Carl Allen: No, I would never do that. Oh by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.
Carl Allen: I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
Terrence Bundley: The word is yes. Yes, yes, yes. Say it a million times. Say it a million more, and the word you would have said two million times would be?
Crowd: Yes!
Carl Allen: Hey Carl... You wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!
Allison: Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!
Tweed: Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?
Carl Allen: You know it was a spur of the moment trip.
Tweed: Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.
Terrence Bundley: Life. Everyone is living it. Or are we?
Carl Allen: Whoa. Heavy stuff.
Terrence Bundley: What was that you said?
Carl Allen: No.
[Terrence hits him with his mic.]
Carl Allen: Yes?
Answer: They had donated all their clothes to the clothing drive for the homeless. After all, they couldn't say no.
Brian Katcher