Best movie quotes of 2005

Shane Wolfe: Rule number one: never be too eager to rush your opponent.

Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.

Joanie: I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.

Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.

Fender : Welcome to Robot City. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it there, welcome to the club.

Percy: If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.
Simon Green: She's right?
Percy: That's right.
Simon Green: Always?
Percy: Right.
Simon Green: Right.
Percy: That's right.
Simon Green: All right okay, what about all that talk about my dignity?
Percy: Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right.

Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.

Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant.

Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.

Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch.
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan.

Holly: Hey, there's something down here.

T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade.
T.J. Hicks: Those mother fuckers.

Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.

Charlie: They fly! They freakin' fly.

Maitre D': Whats wrong with him?
Elizabeth Masterson: It's a tension pneumothorax.
David Abbott: I think it's a tension nemothax, sir.
Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
David Abbott: Nuemathax, sir.
Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
David Abbott: Numathurman.
Elizabeth Masterson: Never mind.
David Abbott: Never mind.

Father Moore: Once you've looked into the darkness, I think you carry it with you for the rest of your life.

Luc Crash: What happens to an angel that loses his wings?
Lola Byrne: He falls.

Jared: So how long you know this one for?
Bryce: I don't know, about 14 hours now. Picked her up last night at The Mercer Club.
Amanda: Nuh-uh. I picked you up last night. Don't start lyin' already.

Floyd: Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!