Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy.
Ben Mitchell: How much do you want for this?
Mick Taylor: I'm not gonna charge ya, you stupid bastard. Did you hear that?"How much"! Ha ha ha.
Truman Capote: It's as if Perry and I grew up in the same house and one day he stood up and went out the back door while I went out the front.
Father Moore: Once you've looked into the darkness, I think you carry it with you for the rest of your life.
Charles Schine: Please, just take the money.
Philippe LaRoche: Chuck, I already took your money. You see this? This was your money, and I took it. Now it's mine.
Big Betty: You call that dancing? Last time I danced like that I ended up with twins.
Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.
Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.
Emily Barnes: If there's anything that I know, it's that love is infinite. You can always make more when you need it. And just because you wanna give some to somebody else, doesn't mean that you'll take any away from me.
Jack Twist: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Ennis Del Mar: Well, why don't you?
Mayor Buckman: Got any last requests, boy?
Malcolm: Yeah. Kiss my black ass.
Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.
Nola Rice: Men think I may be something special.
Chris Wilton: Are you?
Nola Rice: No one's ever asked for their money back.
Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.
Floyd: Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!
