Best movie quotes of 2005

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The Producers picture

Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?

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Factotum picture

Pickle Factory boss: Writer huh? Are you sure?
Henry Chinaski: No, I'm not. I'm halfway through a novel.
Pickle Factory boss: What's it about?
Henry Chinaski: Everything.
Pickle Factory boss: It's about... cancer?
Henry Chinaski: Yes.
Pickle Factory boss: How about my wife?
Henry Chinaski: She's in there too.

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Lords of Dogtown picture

Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?

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Be Cool picture

Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.

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Twitches picture

Emily Barnes: If there's anything that I know, it's that love is infinite. You can always make more when you need it. And just because you wanna give some to somebody else, doesn't mean that you'll take any away from me.

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The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada picture

Melquiades Estrada: Promise me one thing, Pete. If I die over here, carry me back to my family and bury me in my home town. I don't want to be buried on this side among all the fucking billboards.

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Joanie: I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.

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Mortuary picture

Cal: Shut up, punk.

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The Cave picture

Charlie: They fly! They freakin' fly.

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The Interpreter picture

Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.

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Wolf Creek picture

Ben Mitchell: How much do you want for this?
Mick Taylor: I'm not gonna charge ya, you stupid bastard. Did you hear that?"How much"! Ha ha ha.

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Gordon: We were talking about a cease fire, for Christmas Eve. What do you think? The outcome of this war won't be decided tonight. I don't think anyone would criticize us for lying down our riffles on Christmas Eve.

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North Country picture

Big Betty: You call that dancing? Last time I danced like that I ended up with twins.

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Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.

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Badawi: You'll die with me.
Mike Rogo: Not today.

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Lorbeer: Big pharmaceuticals are right up there with the arms dealers.

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Pooh's Heffalump Movie picture

Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.

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Just Like Heaven picture

Maitre D': Whats wrong with him?
Elizabeth Masterson: It's a tension pneumothorax.
David Abbott: I think it's a tension nemothax, sir.
Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
David Abbott: Nuemathax, sir.
Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
David Abbott: Numathurman.
Elizabeth Masterson: Never mind.
David Abbott: Never mind.

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