Hector: What you doin' around here? Looking all homegirl and shit?
Allison: I always dress like this.
Hector: Oh, yeah? Wow! Here I am, trying to look like I got the money, and you're trying to look like ME! Fuckin' white people.
Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant.
Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
Bree Osbourne: My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.
Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.
Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.
Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.
Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?
Pickle Factory boss: Writer huh? Are you sure?
Henry Chinaski: No, I'm not. I'm halfway through a novel.
Pickle Factory boss: What's it about?
Henry Chinaski: Everything.
Pickle Factory boss: It's about... cancer?
Henry Chinaski: Yes.
Pickle Factory boss: How about my wife?
Henry Chinaski: She's in there too.
Jimmy Cuervo: Someone owes me two lifetimes and a set of perfect blue eyes.
Melquiades Estrada: Promise me one thing, Pete. If I die over here, carry me back to my family and bury me in my home town. I don't want to be buried on this side among all the fucking billboards.
Maitre D': Whats wrong with him?
Elizabeth Masterson: It's a tension pneumothorax.
David Abbott: I think it's a tension nemothax, sir.
Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
David Abbott: Nuemathax, sir.
Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
David Abbott: Numathurman.
Elizabeth Masterson: Never mind.
David Abbott: Never mind.
Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.
Fender : Welcome to Robot City. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it there, welcome to the club.
Badawi: You'll die with me.
Mike Rogo: Not today.
Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?
George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
Joaquin: Woah! How did you learn to fight like that?!
Alejandro: Prison changes a man.