Best movie quotes of 2005

Lola: Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

Matt Buckner: What are you talkin' about, baseball is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour.
Pete Dunham: Who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you.

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

Lindsey Meeks: You don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the background. You see the Mariners are coming in, and Pedro's pitching Friday.
Ben: No, on Saturday. Schilling's Friday.

Mike Ditka: Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.

Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit.And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I'm sick and tired. Now get the car, you old slut.

Private: Skipper, should we tell them the ship is out of gas?
Skipper: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.
Jane: Oh, come on. It was just a little bomb.

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about how I look.
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity. Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!

Otis B. Driftwood: That's what they all say "Fuck you", well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none and it don't suddenly make you a fucking hero.

Gloria Cleary: Don't ever leave me!
Jeremy Grey: Ever.
Gloria Cleary: Good. 'Cause I'd find you!

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

Jackson Ripner: Do your dad a favor and stop gambling with his life!

[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the bunvac.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...toupee, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupee, you idiot. My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare I think you'll find is a much larger mammal.

Pinky: You don't look like a "Mac."
Mac: Katsuhiko Kumanosuke Takaashi.
Pinky: So, Mac.

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

Chris: I can't hear you Samantha. I can't hear you. OH! Lightbulb.

Dick Harper: Son of a bitch.
Jane Harper: That fucker.
Dick Harper: Hon, language.

Meredith Morton: I hope I'm not putting anyone out.
Amy Stone: Me. You're putting, me out.

Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.