Best movie quotes of 2005

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Vinnie: I thought a great place to meet girls would be night school, you know, where they teach English as a second language. You know, because these girls would be from foreign lands and, you know, maybe still a little disoriented from the journey and I would look attractive because... I speak English very goodly. But in the end it did not work out as I had hoped, I mean, basically I was told to take a hike in fourteen languages.

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Vladimir: My companion seems to be missing. I do not know what has become of him.

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Dr. Perry Lyman: I stopped trying to be anything. I accepted myself in all my human disorder. You might wanna do the same.

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Georges Laurent: Isn't it lonely, if you can't go out?
Georges' Mom: Why? Are you less lonely because you can sit in the garden? Do you feel less lonely in the metro than at home? Well then! Anyway, I have my family friend... with remote control. Whenever they annoy me, I just shut them up.

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Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.

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Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think, do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: That's a nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: Maybe you can show me how it's done?
Dean Stiffle: Step one? Years of ridicule.

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Goddess Manshen: Once you have accepted your destiny, nothing can alter it unless time flows backwards, snow falls in the spring, and the dead come back to life.

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Regina: I can't get caught in the boys dorm again.
Tom: Like the last time when we hooked up?
Regina: You mean when you jerked off to my yearbook photo?

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Marienne Hotchkiss: Dance is a very powerful drug Mr. Keane. If embraced judiciously, it can exorcise demons, access deep seated emotions and color your life in joyous shades of brilliant magenta that you never knew existed. But, one must shoulder its challenges with intrepid countenance if one is ever to reap its rewards.

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Bettie Page: I'm not ashamed. Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, weren't they? When they sinned, they put on clothes.

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Rose Feller: Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein: No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.

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Adam: I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less.

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Coach: Oh dear.
Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?
Bozo: They're humping.
Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
Hot Wheels: Monster sex.

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Ian Ziering: Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late.
Brian Austin Green: Dude, it's fucking Mapquest. I told you, never again with that piece of shit.

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Claire Colburn: I've spent so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem, that I forget what the problem actually was.

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André: It's difficult to love yourself, when nobody shows you how.

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June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.

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Bob Barnes: I want you to take him from his hotel, drug him, put him in the front of a car, and run a truck into it at 50 mph.

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