Best movie quotes of 2005

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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants picture

Bailey: I want you to do something for me.
Tibby: What?
Bailey: Finish your movie.
Tibby: Why?
Bailey: Because you can.

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Red Eye picture

Jackson Ripner: Do your dad a favor and stop gambling with his life!

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Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit picture

[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the bunvac.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...toupee, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupee, you idiot. My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare I think you'll find is a much larger mammal.

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Hostel picture

Guard: Talk. Talk, speak.
Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard: American.

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Walk the Line picture

Record Company Executive: Your fans are gospel folk, Johnny. They're Christians, and they don't wanna hear you singing to a bunch of murderers and rapists, tryin' to cheer 'em up.
Johnny Cash: Then they ain't Christians.

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Mark Cohen: You know, there are times when we're dirt broke, hungry and freezing and I ask myself "why the hell am I still living here?" and then they call, and I remember.

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Nanny McPhee: How's the reading coming along?
Evangeline: Oh... all right. I still haven't gotten to the end of the story, though.
Nanny McPhee: There's no need. You are the end of the story.

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The Weather Man picture

Dave Spritz: People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.

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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch picture

Stitch: Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy.

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Family Guy: Stewie Griffin The Untold Story picture

Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person.
Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight.

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Cinderella Man picture

Jim Braddock: I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.

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Herbie: Fully Loaded picture

Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.

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Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.

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The Dukes of Hazzard picture

Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.
Pauline: They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.

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Prime picture

David Bloomberg: I'm 23.
Rafi Gardet: No, you're not. I don't believe you. Let me see the license... Oh, my God! You're a child. Taxi! I have T-shirts older than you.

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The Longest Yard picture

Walt: Oh my god, he is deranged!

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Elektra picture

Elektra: You talk in riddles, old man.
Stick: It keeps my students alert.

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