Slartibartfast: Ever heard of a place... I think it's called Norway? That was one of mine. I got an award for it.
Zaphod Beedlebrox: Hey, excuse me - is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet...it's true. You want to see my spaceship?
Ford: Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so.