Bree Osbourne: My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.
Toby: Your parent's house is a lot nicer.
Bree Osbourne: My parent's house comes with my parents.
Sydney: There's this scruffy looking kid outside. If he's your boyfriend, I'm totally going to slit my wrists.
Elizabeth Osbourne: That dirty-looking boy who came to the door a second ago is your boyfriend? How old is he?
Bree Osbourne: 17.
Elizabeth Osbourne: Oh, my God, Murray, he's underage.
Bree Osbourne: Mom, he's my son.