Bewitched (2005)

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Directed by: Nora Ephron

Starring: Michael Caine, Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance

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Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch.
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan.

Jack Wyatt: Let's make love in a hot-air balloon - let's make love in a candy factory - let's make love in a petting zoo.
Isabel Bigelow: I have to undo this.
Jack Wyatt: Let's make love at Sea World on the back of a killer whale.

Jack Wyatt: Watch the road.
Uncle Arthur: Hey, is it Porsche, or Porsha?

Jack Wyatt: Party at my house.

Nina: We could electrocute him. There's ton of wires around here.

Jack Wyatt: So, were your parents in the witch business?
Isabel Bigelow: Both of them. My mother fixed the 1986 World Series.
Stu Robison: Someone make a note of that.

Nina: There must be a solution.
Isabel Bigelow: No, there isn't. We're at The Coffee Bean, and there is... no... solution.

Isabel Bigelow: Your life is total instant gratification, Daddy.
Nigel Bigelow: It's fantastic, isn't it?
Isabel Bigelow: No. No, it's not. Because how do you know that anyone really loves you for yourself? It's like those rich men who are never sure why women sleep with them.
Nigel Bigelow: But women sleep with them, so it's not really a problem.

Ritchie: That's it. You're fired.
Isabel Bigelow: Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent.
Jim Fields: You don't have an agent.
Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man.

Isabel Bigelow: Oh, we're going to kiss aren't we?
Jack Wyatt: I thought so. But, thanks for ruining the moment Miss Narrator.

Isabel Bigelow: You're sweating again - I love it when you sweat.

Jack Wyatt: Endora, you rancid fruit bag, get out of my room.

Jack Wyatt: I'm going to be killed by a fictional character.
Uncle Arthur: Yes, you are.

Nina: Let's set fire to his trailer. Let's just do it.

Jack Wyatt: Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back! Do you understand me? I will DIE if I DO not have HIM back.

Maria Kelly: Oh, and when you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me.

Jack Wyatt: Umm... This is terrible.
Uncle Arthur: I know! I just... love to blend.

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Mistakes

Continuity mistake: In the scene where they are at the dinner Nicole Kidman is making toast. In the first shot she has toasted all of the bread. The next shot only half of the bread has been toasted and then in the next shot it has all been toasted again.

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Trivia

Trivia: Jack dreams that he goes on the talk show Late Night with Conan O'Brien naked. The probable reason that it's Conan's show is that Conan O'Brien used to be a writer for Saturday Night Live. Also, Will Ferrell's previous appearances on Conan's show have always had him dressed ridiculously; once as a Birthday Leprechaun, once as Robert Goulay, etc. It was just a matter of time before he wore nothing at all.

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Questions

Question: At the beginning of the movie Nicole Kidman walks up to a house and places a "For Rent" sign in the yard, then a lady comes out of the house as if she is the Realtor, who even gets the "For Rent" sign. Why would she "witch up" a Realtor and not just move directly into the house? She could possibly be the owner of the home under a spell thinking she was selling, but its all too complicated. Why not just move into the empty house without all the for rent/furnished & no reference sign. I know its a movie and I could be over thinking this scene but it strikes me as kind of odd.

Answer: Samantha is trying to lead a life without magic so wants to do everything the way humans do i.e get wet if it rains and she has no umbrella, go grocery shopping. But when things start to go a bit wrong i.e. she has no references, she uses magic to help herself along.