Best comedy movie quotes of 2002

Sweet Home Alabama picture

Melanie Carmichael: You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

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Austin Powers in Goldmember picture

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway picture

Robin Williams: The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug." Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"

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Eddie Griffin: You know, high school's a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want you ain't gettin', and the sex you getting you don't want.

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Men in Black II picture

Agent Jay: Jarra, you're under arrest for being that ugly and making that many copies.

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Big Fat Liar picture

Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.

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Ice Age picture

Diego: Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispering to Manny.] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

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Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish.
Lee Holloway: [Smiles.] Thank you Daddy.

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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist picture

Betty: Go get some snacks. Perhaps a carbonated soda.
Ling: I hope they have Icees.
The Chosen One: I've chosen the large tub.
Wimp Lo: My nipples look like milk duds.
Master Tang: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.

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Big Trouble picture

Henry Desalvo: I really feel like killing someone.
Leonard Ferroni: You got that right.

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Van Wilder picture

Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.

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The Santa Clause 2 picture

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.

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