Best comedy movie quotes of 2002

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Sweet Home Alabama picture

Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

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Austin Powers in Goldmember picture

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!

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Bend It Like Beckham picture

Wedding Guest: Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.

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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist picture

Betty: Go get some snacks. Perhaps a carbonated soda.
Ling: I hope they have Icees.
The Chosen One: I've chosen the large tub.
Wimp Lo: My nipples look like milk duds.
Master Tang: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.

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The Santa Clause 2 picture

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.

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The Hot Chick picture

April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK.

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Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams picture

Gary Giggles: Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.

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About a Boy picture

Will: Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.

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Jackass: The Movie picture

Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.

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Ice Age picture

Diego: Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispering to Manny.] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

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Friday After Next picture

Mr. Jones: I look better than you.
Uncle Elroy: You don't.
Mr. Jones: I cook better than you.
Uncle Elroy: You can't.
Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours.
Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night.

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Voice: There's someone in here.
Christina: Sorry.
Voice: It might be a while.
Christina: How long?
Voice: Let me put it to you this way. I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick.
Courtney: Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?

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Spun picture

Ross: Do you shave your balls?

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway picture

Robin Williams: The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug." Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"

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The New Guy picture

Eddie Griffin: You know, high school's a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want you ain't gettin', and the sex you getting you don't want.

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The Importance of Being Earnest picture

Lady Bracknell: Well, I must say, Algy, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or die. This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd.

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Elvis: My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong?

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Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre picture

Numérobis: Il est bizarre ce sol, il est pas palpable.

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Big Fat Liar picture

Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.

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Van Wilder picture

Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.

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