Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here.
Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is.
Bagel Guy: Yeah. Fire in the hole.
Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece.
Martin Hannett: Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again.
Val: ...driving around his 1938 Vintage Roadster. If someone saw me in a vintage '38, they'd think I was Himmler.
Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."
Toula Portokalos: Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech.
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.
Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.
Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.
Justine: What are we doing here?
Holden: Makin' one outta two.
John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.
D.H. Banes: Mimi. GET OFF THE maid.