Oscar Novak: ...she has an ass so sexy, I struggle to understand it.
Tracy Flick: I can't wait to start campaigning.
Jim McAllister: Ah, well, it should be easy for you, so far no competition.
Tracy Flick: Yeah, but you know, Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.
Janet Hall: Daddy's gonna play with his fire hose. That didn't sound right.
Twister: I got a four-year-old nephew who works harder than you do.
Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.
Sarah: Love doesn't end, just because we don't see each other.
Maurice Bendrix: Doesn't it?
Sarah: People go on loving God, don't they? All their lives. Without seeing him.
Maurice Bendrix: That's not my kind of love.
Sarah: Maybe there is no other kind.
Ghost Dog: Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die.
Narrator: The female is ready. But she must wait for the male to figure this out on his own. She can emit no odor to help him. In fact, to do so would be disastrous.
Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
Marco: You are sick.
Larry Houdini: You know what? I think I liked you better as a boogey... peeerson.
Young Frank: In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast.
Bryce: I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked.
Orson Welles: I expected better of you, Mank.
Herman Mankiewicz: Me too, but I got used to it.