Best movie quotes of 1999

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Limbo picture

Donna: Where are we?
Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island.
Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
Joe: Yeah, pretty much.

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Moff: See ya later Pete, no-one gives a fuck about ya.

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Three to Tango picture

Oscar Novak: ...she has an ass so sexy, I struggle to understand it.

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Tracy Flick: I can't wait to start campaigning.
Jim McAllister: Ah, well, it should be easy for you, so far no competition.
Tracy Flick: Yeah, but you know, Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.

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But I'm a Cheerleader picture

Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

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The Love Letter picture

Janet Hall: Daddy's gonna play with his fire hose. That didn't sound right.

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Horse Sense picture

Twister: I got a four-year-old nephew who works harder than you do.

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A Midsummer Night's Dream picture

Bottom the Weaver: Since lion vile hath here deflowered my dear.
Peter Quince: Devoured.

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Crazy in Alabama picture

Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.

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The End of the Affair picture

Sarah: Love doesn't end, just because we don't see each other.
Maurice Bendrix: Doesn't it?
Sarah: People go on loving God, don't they? All their lives. Without seeing him.
Maurice Bendrix: That's not my kind of love.
Sarah: Maybe there is no other kind.

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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai picture

Ghost Dog: Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die.

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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human picture

Narrator: The female is ready. But she must wait for the male to figure this out on his own. She can emit no odor to help him. In fact, to do so would be disastrous.

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The Bachelor picture

Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
Marco: You are sick.

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Don't Look Under the Bed picture

Larry Houdini: You know what? I think I liked you better as a boogey... peeerson.

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Virus picture

Goliath Machine: You are virus.

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Eyes Wide Shut picture

Dr. Bill Harford: This pot is making you aggressive.

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Angela's Ashes picture

Young Frank: In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast.

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Best Laid Plans picture

Bryce: I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked.

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Universal Soldier: The Return picture

S.E.T.H.: When I was a machine, I yearned to be a man. Now I'm better than both. The created has become the creator.

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