Satan: You read that overblown press kit they call the Bible. You know what you're going to find out? Shit happens.
Satan: Sometimes, Hell comes to you.
Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.
Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?
Bobby Chicago: Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?
Jericho Cane: Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.
The Man: Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."
Cardinal: We're not afraid to die for our cause.
Jericho Cane: Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you.
Father Kovak: You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.
Jericho Cane: I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.
Father Kovak: Wait a few days.
Satan: How do you expect to defeat me when you are but a man, and I am forever?
Bobby Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.