
Larry Mann: Sometimes you gotta chew your own leg off to get out of life's traps.

Dutch Van Den Broeck: What happens if you don't get elected?
Kay Chandler: The country goes to hell.

Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
Marco: You are sick.

Larry Houdini: You know what? I think I liked you better as a boogey... peeerson.

Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.