Heather Donahue: What killed this dead mouse? Witchcraft?
Joshua Leonard: How about God?
Heather Donahue: We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.
Josh Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
Heather Donahue: You do?
Josh Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.
Joshua Leonard: I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
Heather Donahue: No way!
Joshua Leonard: Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
Heather Donahue: See, my problem is that I sleep like a fucking rock.
Michael Williams: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!
Michael Williams: What's with that slime on your backpack?
Joshua Leonard: That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the fuck?
Heather Donahue: I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them.
Michael Williams: What are some of your favorite things to do?
Heather Donahue: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now.
Heather Donahue: How would we have, like, just... Made a campsite in the middle of three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK the map, Heather.
Heather Donahue: I gave you the map.
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK... THE MAP.
Heather Donahue: I tell you guys, two more hours max.
Michael Williams: I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record.
Heather Donahue: I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
Joshua Leonard: What's that? Is that the Blair Witch? No, it's Heather, taking a piss.