Best comedy movie quotes of 1996

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Beautiful Girls picture

Marty: If I'm not mistaken, you've come back here to the house of loneliness and tears, to Daddy Downer and Brother Bummer, to come to some sort of decision about life, a life decision if you will.

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Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.

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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You realise your son got a D in English?
Rae Jones: What's that got to do with him playing ball?
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: A lot, but your first question should have been, "Why did he get a D in English?" You need to start paying attention to him in school or you're going to be watching him in court instead of on the court.

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Mr. Knightley: The truest friend does not doubt... but hope.

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Cruella De Vil: My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.

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Grace: You've never worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted?

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Franklin: Boy you're touchy.
Travis: He's got hemorrhoids, Franklin.
Franklin: You got 'roids?

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Tommy: I know, but now I'm even worse. I don't know what I'm doing. I just, I, I just feel like... I don't know what I feel. I don't. I don't feel anything. Except lost.

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Jay Leno: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information.

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Ste: There ain't nowhere else.
Sandra: There is, actually, Ste. There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes. So you've got your eye wiped there.

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Allan Hopper: How can you take this loser's word? You can't believe him.
Teddy Peppers: I'll take his word over yours. It's been my experience, more often than not, that a loser has more honor than a winner.

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Jack Tramonte: OK Whitman's records. Lived with his mother until about six months ago. Had one serious relationship with an Inga... Gunther who once tried to assassinate the rock temptress... stevie nicks.

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Bodacious TV Anchor: ...this may be the first time that a serial killer has used poison cereal to kill his victims.

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Michael: I like it here, it's quiet. Nobody ever bothers a librarian.

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Piper: Come on, Dodge! We gotta fled.

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Joan Stupid: Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener.

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Doug #2: [seeing Doug #1] Is that it?
Dr. Leeds: No. I'm afraid you're it.
Doug #2: What do you mean? I can't be it. You mean, you think I'm the clone?
Dr. Leeds: That's right.
Doug #2: I can't be the clone, I'm me. He's gotta be the clone.
Doug #1: No, see I'm, I'm me. I'm me. I'm me, right?

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Marcee Tidwell: I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.

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