Best comedy movie quotes of 1991

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The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear picture

Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.
Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.
Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?

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29th Street picture

Frank Pesce Jr.: I wanna do something I never did before.
Frank Pesce Sr.: Oh really, then why don't you go upstairs and clean your fucking room.

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey picture

Ted: You are a most excellent scientist, Station.
Bill: Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!
Big Station: Station!

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The Addams Family picture

Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

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City Slickers picture

Ed Furillo: What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you?
Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Bonnie Rayburn: Good night! I'm going to bed.
Mitch Robbins: Good night! Sleep tight.
Ed Furillo: That was flirting.
Mitch Robbins: No, that was... Politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."
Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"

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Hot Shots! picture

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?

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Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.

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The Last Boy Scout picture

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

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Barton Fink picture

Ben Geisler: What Ted Oakam doesn't know you could almost squeeze into the Hollywood Bowl.

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Defending Your Life picture

Julia: Do you have a hot tub in your room?
Daniel Miller: No... why? Do you?
Julia: No! No... it's more like a... it's not even really a hot tub. Y'know, really it just has holes in it.
Daniel Miller: You don't have to protect my feelings. It's okay if you've got a got tub.
Julia: Oh... well then I do.

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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead picture

Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.

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Fried Green Tomatoes picture

Ninny Threadgoode: I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Best friends.

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Oscar picture

Lisa Provolone: ...I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu.
Snaps: Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room.

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Showdown in Little Tokyo picture

Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened.
Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too.

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Soapdish picture

Jeffrey Anderson: Of course I'm an egomaniac! I have America's Sweetheart climbing up my drainpipe.

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Dr. Leo Marvin: You do understand, Bob, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away.
Bob Wiley: Oh, yes I will.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze picture

Tokka: Master say, have fun.
Rahzar: Fun.

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My Girl picture

Vada: Pacifist.
Thomas J. Sennett: Am not.
Vada: Bedwetter.
Thomas J. Sennett: I stopped that.

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Curly Sue picture

Bill Dancer: You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry.

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Drop Dead Fred picture

Elizabeth: Mother, do you remember when I was little, I had a friend, he was make-believe?
Polly: No.
Elizabeth: Don't you remember? Only I could see him?
Polly: No, I don't remember Drop Dead Fred at all.

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