Best comedy movie quotes of 1991

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The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear picture

Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.
Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.
Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?

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29th Street picture

Frank Pesce Jr.: I wanna do something I never did before.
Frank Pesce Sr.: Oh really, then why don't you go upstairs and clean your fucking room.

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City Slickers picture

Ed Furillo: What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you?
Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Bonnie Rayburn: Good night! I'm going to bed.
Mitch Robbins: Good night! Sleep tight.
Ed Furillo: That was flirting.
Mitch Robbins: No, that was... Politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."
Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"

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The Addams Family picture

Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey picture

Ted: You are a most excellent scientist, Station.
Bill: Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!
Big Station: Station!

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Hot Shots! picture

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?

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Problem Child 2 picture

Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.

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The Last Boy Scout picture

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

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Barton Fink picture

Ben Geisler: What Ted Oakam doesn't know you could almost squeeze into the Hollywood Bowl.

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Defending Your Life picture

Daniel Miller: Y'know if you really wanna make this place feel like Earth, you should open a few of those mini-malls.
Helen: It's funny you should say that - a few just opened outside of town. Personally, I wouldn't use them because I don't like yogurt and I love doing my own nails.

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Father of the Bride picture

George: Who presents this woman? This woman? But she's not a woman. She's just a kid. And she's leaving us. I realised at that moment that I was never going to come home again and see Annie at the top of the stairs. Never going to see her again at our breakfast table in her nightgown and socks. I suddenly realised what was happening. Annie was all grown up and was leaving us, and something inside began to hurt.

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Fried Green Tomatoes picture

Ruth: My daddy always used to say there was a separate god for children.

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Oscar picture

Snaps: Of course I knew. I just had no idea.

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Showdown in Little Tokyo picture

Johnny Murata: There's nothing wrong with my form.

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Soapdish picture

Jeffrey Anderson: One more date we would've had a Greek tragedy on our hands.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze picture

Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.

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Nothing But Trouble picture

Chris Thorne: They're Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2pm in the afternoon.

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Drop Dead Fred picture

Young Elizabeth: Maybe Mommy's right. I never do anything right.
Fred: No! You're great. She's not.

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Hudson Hawk picture

Darwin Mayflower: History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece.

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The Fisher King picture

Anne Napolitano: I've been dating longer than I've been driving.

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