Ted: You are a most excellent scientist, Station.
Bill: Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!
Big Station: Station!
Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell.]
Dead Bill: Ted.
Dead Ted: Yeah?
Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
Colonel Oats: Gentlemen, welcome to hell.
Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
Grim Reaper: Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.