Jack Gable: What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland.
Jack Gates: I should kill you for that alone.
Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
Snaps: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White.
Sophia: Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons, and hit men.
Snaps: All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me.
Dr. Alex Tremor: Did you forget our appointment?
Eugene: I got a job now. I don't need a shrink anymore.
Marina Lemke: Eugene, honey, I don't think he likes being called that.
Yoshida: Now you only have one hand with which to wipe your ass with, do you want to keep the other one?
Outspan Foster: What's that? A Mister Chippy van?
Mickah Wallace, Drums: We can't travel in that shit heap.
Joey: Buddy Holly's last words.
Bernie: What?
Joey: We can't travel in that shit heap.
Outspan Foster: Did Buddy Holly say that?
Joey: Before he flew to meet his destiny on that storm-tossed night.
Outspan Foster: Will crashin' in a chipper van make us famous, huh?
Jeffrey Anderson: Of course I'm an egomaniac! I have America's Sweetheart climbing up my drainpipe.
Wally Fields: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Loretta: Chloroform.
Almond Joy: I knew this is what I'd get for darting a nun.
Amanda Brooks: Think I'd look good in something like that?
Margo Brofman: There's not much you wouldn't look good in.
Amanda Brooks: I bet you say that to all the boys who become girls.
Parry: Mendacity.
George Kuffs: I got women to do, places to see.