Parry: There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
Parry: You have a great set of... dishes.
Anne Napolitano: Jack, he's trying to start a con-vuh-sation.
Jack Lucas: Then talk to him, he won't bite you.
Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
John the bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift.
Jack Lucas: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
Parry: Happily married, probably.
Jack Lucas: Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.
Parry: I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves.
Anne Napolitano: You're surprised?