Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five Ds of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
Stevie Grant: I had sex with a lesbian once. Best piece of ass I ever had.
Arthur: You're supposed to have sex with two lesbians, that's the point.
Arthur: You'll have to forgive Hank. His heart's in the right place but he keeps his brain in a box at home.
Larry: We sat in the car and we talked.
Arthur: What'd you talk about Larry, about the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?
Henry Miller: Could you loan me five francs to take a taxi to St. Lazare? Now, you know Mona. If I'm not there to meet the boat train, she's liable to turn right around and go back.
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