Hercules: Aren't you...a damsel in distress?
Meg: I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Hades: We dance...we kiss...we schmooze...we carry on...we go home happy. What do you say?
Hades: I've only got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo before the plan that I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke. And you...are wearing...his...MERCHANDISE!
Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
Hermes: I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.