Tom Conlon: So you gonna ask about her, or you just gonna sit there all sober?
Paddy Conlon: I know.
Tom Conlon: Oh you know. What do you know? You know it wasn't enough to drive west to get away from you? When we hit the water we drove north, too.
Paddy Conlon: When I get sober I hired a man to find you.
Tom Conlon: Is that one of the 12 steps? Or does a guy like you get 24?
Adam Finch: So, I'm gonna die because I floss?
Danny: I'm done with killing.
Agent: Yeah well, maybe killing ain't done with you.
Ivan McCormick: You made the worst decision of my life.
Sawyer Nelson: If you don't wear the tail, you're gonna die.
Zelda: I sense that you puppies are in danger.
B-Dawg: Only if we end up at your groomer.
Ida Horowicz: Hey, Steve. I'm still your friend, right?
Stephen Meyers: You're my best friend, Ida.
Rusty: Now, when you said you were gonna wear a cowboy hat, I didn't know how I'd feel about it.
Willard: And now that you've seen me in it, what's the verdict?
Rusty: I think you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Willard: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Rusty: I mean it, stud.
Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.
David Lord: Life sucks. Scars happen.
Lotterman: How does anyone drink 161 miniatures?
Paul Kemp: Are they not complimentary?
Fred's Dad: You can't see me.
Fred Figglehorn: Yes I can.
Fred's Dad: Oh.
Rick Malloy: We're gonna go to jail! We're gonna die! Probably both.
Josh Kovacs: Yes! Yes! Yes! Join me.
Helen Gandy: The Bureau is stronger than just you and me now. Your child is sure and keeps the country safe.
Nora Dominguez: I avoid relationships because I can't count on them.
The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.
Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?
Sarrab: Poor Uday. Sometimes I think he wants to fuck himself to death.