Best movie quotes of 2011

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Natalie Geary: Let me welcome you to our humble commode.

Alvin: She's just so hot.
Adam: I know how hot she is.
Vanessa: That's really sweet, thanks guys!
Adam: Fuck you!

Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.

Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, these men are armed and dangerous, and you being an FBI agent you're more used to shooting at unarmed women and children...
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Oh, fuck you, Sergeant!

Lindy: What can I say, I'm substance over style.

Peter: Do you want to marry him?
Valerie: You know I don't.
Peter: Prove it.
Valerie: How?
Peter: Run away with me.

Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender. That was decidedly German.

Po: Ah. My old enemy... Stairs.

Dr. Ellis Cheever: What have you eaten? I mean something that didn't come from a vending machine.
Dr. Erin Mears: Taco Bell!

Philippe Weis: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will Salas: Wrong!

Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.

Colter Stevens: What would you do if you knew you only had one minute to live?
Christina Warren: I'd make those seconds count.
Colter Stevens: I'd kiss you again.
Christina Warren: Again?

Sissy Sullivan: We're not bad people. We just come from a bad place.

Granny Puckett: A person can never really fail unless they give up.

Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!

Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.

Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.

Arthur Bishop: Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.