Starring: Julianne Moore, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone
Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!
Hannah: Will you take off your shirt... Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!
Cal: I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... You never give up.
Jacob: The bags under your eyes looks like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.
Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?
Other mistake: Jacob takes Cal shopping. In the shot during which Jacob says to Cal "the skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack," the film is flipped and the viewer is watching a reverse (or mirror) image. This is revealed principally by the fact that the emblem on Cal's Polo shirt is on the right side of his chest as opposed to his left.