Bad Teacher

Bad Teacher (2011)

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Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell Gettis: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
Shawn: That's your only argument?
Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!

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Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

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Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

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Elizabeth Halsey: I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

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Principal Wally Snur: I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

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Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth Halsey: I'm not wearing any.

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Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

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