Sir Laurence Olivier: Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.
Joseph Crone: What does it say about me that I find it much easier to believe in the Devil than I do in God?
Skyler: How'd you come up with that?
Sean: I don't know. Shark Week.
Neil Patrick Harris: Look, don't be alarmed... but I'm gonna squirt some lotion on your back in about... 35 seconds.
George Valentin: With pleasure.
Ottway: Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.
Thomas Schell: If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding.
Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man.
Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.
Michael Longstreet: You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest.
Mrs. O'Brien: What are we to you?
Carlos Galindo: I worry about you all the time.
Albert Nobbs: A life without decency is unbearable.
Hodjat: You know, my problem is that I can't speak like them. I just lose my control soon.
Matt Freehauf: Guys like me are born loving women like you.
Peter: Man, you've really grown up.
Anna: I don't feel very young.
Liz: Well, you are.
Johnny Blaze: That's the guy? He looks like he works on a cruise ship.
Nadya: Am I gonna regret taking you?
Johnny Blaze: Um, yeah, probably.
Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.
Ross Rhea: So Huntsie I was wondering. How long does it take you to get your hair like that?
Huntington: About four hours.
Ross Rhea: It's nice. Somebody thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids, but I like it.
Huntington: Fuck you.
Ross Rhea: Ooh! Look at that face pussy that rookie gave you. Come on.