Matt Franklin: I'm... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do. And I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure.
Bill Franklin: You haven't really failed, son, because you haven't really tried to succeed. So don't credit yourself as a failure. You're worse than that.
Matt Franklin: I just can't figure it out, Dad.
Bill Franklin: Don't cry like that in jail, son.
Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
Tunde: Look at you, Asbo children. Timone and Pumba! And You! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?
Jacob: I don't know if I picked that circus. But something told me that circus picked me.
Ethan: The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.
Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.
Narrator: Over the next seven days, there will be many scrapes and near misses, seven cracked vertebrae, four broken ribs, five life-threatening incidents, two bruised lungs and unfortunately, much worse.
Mary: You know, I don't, I don't know about this.
Judy: Oh, shut up, Mary. When was the last time someone fucked you so hard you couldn't walk?
Carol Ferris: Hal, you're late! This test today - it's important.
Hal Jordan: I'm going to make you look good up there. Don't worry. Now, let's get these pants off and fly some planes.
George Zinavoy: There you go again with the mind games. Treacherous, sadistic little hussy .
Benji Dunn: [showing a glove.] Now remember: blue is glue.
Ethan Hunt: And red?
Benji Dunn: Dead.
Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.
Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde: I want that man! You give him to me now, or I'm gonna take him!
Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.
William Bludworth: Death... doesn't like to be cheated.
Christopher Robin: You know Pooh you did a very important thing today.
Pooh: I did?
Christopher Robin: Well yes. Instead of thinking of your tummy you thought of your friend.
Pooh: Oh thank you Christopher Robin. And now I don't think I shall be hungry again for a good long while.
Additional Voices: Growling sound.
Pooh: Oh bother.
Christopher Robin: Silly old Bear.
Max: You get to be awake this time. This time, you get to remember.
Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?
Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.
Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.