Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.
Miranda: You're wearing plastic shoes, and what is this shirt made out of?
Liz: It's flax.
Miranda: See? I mean, isn't that a food? You're wearing food.
Ned: This is like free therapy. New York State cares.
Billy: Do you think this is an ugly candle?
Ned: No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.
Ned: I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck.
