Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.
Fred's Dad: You can't see me.
Fred Figglehorn: Yes I can.
Fred's Dad: Oh.
Oskar Schell: Doesn't anybody know that there isn't anybody in the coffin? We should have filled it with his shoes or something. It's like a pretend funeral, for a goldfish or something.
Oskar's Grandmother: This is just what it is, Oskar.
Oskar Schell: It doesn't make sense.
Ethan: The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.
Christopher Robin: You know Pooh you did a very important thing today.
Pooh: I did?
Christopher Robin: Well yes. Instead of thinking of your tummy you thought of your friend.
Pooh: Oh thank you Christopher Robin. And now I don't think I shall be hungry again for a good long while.
Additional Voices: Growling sound.
Pooh: Oh bother.
Christopher Robin: Silly old Bear.
Rusty: Now, when you said you were gonna wear a cowboy hat, I didn't know how I'd feel about it.
Willard: And now that you've seen me in it, what's the verdict?
Rusty: I think you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Willard: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Rusty: I mean it, stud.
Ottway: Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.
Mr. O'Brien: You can't say I can't. You say: I'm having trouble, I'm not done yet.
Jesse Stone: I'd rather regret the things I've done than the things I haven't done.
Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.
Hodjat: You know, my problem is that I can't speak like them. I just lose my control soon.
Peter: Man, you've really grown up.
William Bludworth: Death... doesn't like to be cheated.
Zelda: I sense that you puppies are in danger.
B-Dawg: Only if we end up at your groomer.
Mr. Kane: You just get here as quick as you can.
Mallory Kane: I'll try. Keep your eyes open.
Mr. Kane: I haven't shut my eyes since you were born.
Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?
Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.
Eva: You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Doug Glatt: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Skyler: How'd you come up with that?
Sean: I don't know. Shark Week.