Best movie quotes of 2011

Kyle: They're eating him alive like some fucked up fondue.

Mr. Kane: You just get here as quick as you can.
Mallory Kane: I'll try. Keep your eyes open.
Mr. Kane: I haven't shut my eyes since you were born.

Dr. Alfred Jones: When things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.

Helen: Hey, Date Rape.
Dave Brown: Don't call me that.

Maharajah of Pikachu: Please, Shiek Alleycat! I insist you take this Maharajah Talk 5000. You'll find it more valuable.
Top Cat: Why? Can it turn into rubies, too?

Roxy: This is more fun than killing yourself, right?
Frank: I don't know. Yeah, I guess.

Ben: So, why didn't you guys ever even try to get together?
Jason Fryman: It's too much familiarity. It's like she's one of my limbs.
Ben: And that's bad, because...?
Jason Fryman: Because I hate myself.

The Phantom: So it is to be war between us! If these demands are not met a disaster beyond all imagination will occur.

Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.

Bobby: Wait, I don't remember you from the Jedi Temple.
Han Solo: [In mysterious tone.] Yes, you do.
Bobby: Jedi mind tricks don't work on Jedis.
Han Solo: I knew that.

Norman Grunmeyer: If I had Big G's body, I'd have kicked Freel's ass! Then I'd have kicked Ricky Brown's ass just to cool down.

Zee: You never want to do anything interesting any more.
Felix: I don't think that's a fair criticism.
Zee: Fuck me next to your dead mom then.

Maud Hill: There's no place on earth people understand loneliness better than here.

Lou: At least I have my testicles.

John Bunting: Do you like bein' fucked? Do you like bein' fucked? So why not do somethin' about it? 'Cause all I ever see you do is sook, mate. No? What didjah do about Jeffrey? Fuckin' nothin'. You see me and Robert mopin' about? Hmm? No you don't because you do that they fuck you forever. You don't want that, do you? When are you gonna grow some balls, mate?

Sergeant Joe Tane: There's bad shit going on here. Bad shit.
Captain Ben Grogan: Bastards. Fucking Nazi bastards.
Sergeant Joe Tane: No. That's not our war, that's not our fight. The gun, that's our mission.
Captain Ben Grogan: Fuck the mission.
Sergeant Joe Tane: Jesus Christ. We leave, now. We get out alive, we get back home. We get fucking medals for this. The girls will be falling all over us.
Captain Ben Grogan: Give me ten minutes, Joe.
Sergeant Joe Tane: Five.

Pinhead: When this existence ceases to fulfill... we will be waiting.

Kyle Miller: In your hands they go back to being nothing but rocks. Just, just pretty, shiny little rocks.

Vincent Brazil: This is my contract.
Roland Flint: It's personal.
Vincent Brazil: If you lose me my fee, that's personal to me.

Batman: Twelve years. And the ache is still fresh. Like a raw angry nerve. But this isn't about healing. I'm not looking for closure.