Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.
Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball.
Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?
Alice Green: I'm waiting for my spanking.
Peter Brackett: Where did you say you were from? Bitchville?
Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.
Ned Trent: Good. Nice sense of irony, blowing up the bomb unit. Ned, you may ask yourself, "Why is it my turn to die?" Ask God. He kills all the time. Why shouldn't I?
Comuter Voice: Ralph and Damien sleep butt to face, butt to face, butt to face.
Jessie Crossman: People probably told you that Jessie Crossman was the only person skilled enough to jump from a 747.
Pete Nessip: Well, the actual phrase used was "dick brain."
Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.
Senior in restaurant #1: If you have job, you wear the pants.
Birdie: Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.
Vada: If I get married, I'll never change my name.
Nick: Why? You think the guy should change his name?
Vada: I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can't find them when you need them.
Nick: What if you don't want to be found?
Vada: Why do you argue with everything I say?
Norville: You know, for kids.
Heather: Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.
Barry: Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how posessive you are.
Heather: Oh right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up?
Barry: Look, guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?
Urgl: Your body's gone.
Engywook, Male Gnome: Well, your body went years ago.
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?
Claudette: I've told you, not to bother me before a show, or after a show. Or, at home in my bedroom, when I'm thinking about a show.
Doug Chesnic: Don't you see? If he is involved, then her life is worthless, you understand? They had to fucking kill her.
Mowgli: The more I learn what is a man, the more I want to be an animal.