Best movie quotes of 1994

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Four Weddings and a Funeral picture

Fiona: There's a sort of greatness to your lateness.
Charles: Thanks, it's not achieved without real suffering.

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Little Women picture

Friedrich Bhaer: I am going to the west. They need teachers and they are not so concerned about the accent.
Jo March: I don't mind it either.

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The Santa Clause picture

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

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Miracle on 34th Street picture

Kris: If you can't learn to accept ANYTHING on faith, then you are doomed for a life dominated by doubt.

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Timecop picture

Matuzak: You're allowed to have a life, you know. I read it in a manual somewhere.

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Shallow Grave picture

David Stephens: And how would you react, then, if I told you I was the Antichrist?

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George Knox: You're Roger's mom?
Maggie Nelson: Nope.
George Knox: Aunt? Grandma?
Maggie Nelson: No, we're not related. This is a short-term foster care facility, I run it. Roger is a ward of the state.
George Knox: I see. So Roger, he's got a wild imagination? Always coming up with stories?
Maggie Nelson: No actually, he's very grounded. Truth is most kids who are taken away from their parents by the court system, have a good handle on reality.

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Gaby: Guys can be geeks, but it's different for girls. I'm gonna wind up wearing a hairnet and serving Jell-o in the cafeteria.
"Mud": That won't happen, because a lot of girls start out... lumpy. But you'll get thinner, and then you'll start to grow... chests, and then you'll be going out with guys who hang me up by my underwear.

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Cole: Stevie Wonder could follow these tracks.

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Renaissance Man picture

Bill: You got the wrong file. When have I ever been a teacher?
Beverly: Look, you've got a Masters degree, that means you can teach.
Bill: No it doesn't. No, it only means hypothetically that I could.
Beverly: Come on, Bill. Now it's a good job. Six weeks. A decent salary. And you get to live there.
Bill: Beverly, I...I'll get my head blown off. Do you know how many kids carry guns to school these days?
Beverly: In this case all of them. I guess you didn't get to the "where" part.

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Horror: We are lusty, adventurous men.

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Sean Barker: The Guyver Unit. It's been a year since the alien armor invaded my body and became a part of me. A year since I first became the Guyver and destroyed the Chronos Corporation and their shape changing killers, the Zoanoids. Now Chronos is gone. But the Guyver stays in me. Calling me to fight. To kill.

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PCU (1994)

PCU picture

Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you show me where the campus is?

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Major League II picture

Rube Baker: Hey, Cerrano. I'm on the rooster.

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Trapped in Paradise picture

Shaddus Peyser: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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Muriel's Wedding picture

Tania: He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.
Cheryl: Why?
Tania: Out of respect for me.
Nicole: Bitch.

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Serge: Now, one thing's very important. At the survival boutiqua, I feel that it's my personality, that's it's my philosophy that everything must conform to the three P's, OK? Which is, protection. Prestige. And pretty. I mean, why should you look ugly if you're just trying to survive?

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Mickey: The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.

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