Muriel's Wedding
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Tania: I'm divorcing Chook. I suppose I have you to thank for that. I hope I can do the same for you one day.

Tania: If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

Coach Ken Blundell: All the guests are on her side. I should have bought you more friends.

Muriel: When I lived in Porpoise Spit, no one looked at me. When I moved to Sydney, Brice asked me out and that proves that I changed and I'm not her anymore.
Rhonda: Her?
Muriel: Muriel! Muriel Heslop. Stupid, fat and useless. I hate her! I'm never going back to being her again! Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one?

Victor Keinosuke: You do a lot for the people of this town, Bill.
Bill: Who told you that?
Victor Keinosuke: You did.

Rhonda: Are you Muriel Heslop?
Muriel: No.
Rhonda: Yes, you are.
Muriel: Why?
Rhonda: I dunno why, you just are.

Nicole: Muriel.
Cheryl: Wait. Let her finish her Orgasm.

Rhonda: You're right, you are a new person, and you stink. "Mariel VanArkle" stinks. And she's not half the person Muriel Heslop was.

David: What kind of person marries someone they don't know?
Muriel: You did.
David: I want to win. All my life I've wanted to win.
Muriel: Me too.

Muriel: Bikkie?
Brice: Maybe after... I mean later.

Muriel: Are you black?
David: What?

Tania: He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.
Cheryl: Why?
Tania: Out of respect for me.
Nicole: Bitch.

Muriel: When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.

Muriel: He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself.
Rhonda: Shit, he really loved you, didn't he?

Tania: Muriel, you're beautiful.

Rhonda: Sorry, Mum. You know I love you, but you drive me crazy. And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers.

Bill: I was nearly in State Government. Four million votes I needed. No one knew who won for three days 'till the postal vote came in. For three days I was almost there... You reap what you sow. You'd think I'd learn that growing up on a farm. You reap what you sow.

Tania: They've accused him of raping a Japanese tourist, which is ridiculous! Chook hates the Japanese.

Muriel: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
David: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.

Bill: Did Perry interview for the police force yet?
Betty: Yes, but they said he couldn't join because he was too tall.

Continuity mistake: When Brice is on top of Muriel on the sofa, Muriel's arm changes from by her head, to gripping Brice's arm.

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Trivia: Gabby Millgate, who plays Muriel's sister, also took part in an Australian version of 'Celebrity Big Brother'. Until she was voted off, she took on the personas of different characters and occasionally resurrected this character, telling the viewers to vote off the other housemates because 'they're terrible'.

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Question: Did Muriel steal the dress?

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Answer: Yes, she stole the dress.

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