Muriel: When I lived in Porpoise Spit, no one looked at me. When I moved to Sydney, Brice asked me out and that proves that I changed and I'm not her anymore.
Muriel: Muriel! Muriel Heslop. Stupid, fat and useless. I hate her! I'm never going back to being her again! Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one?
Tania: He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.
Tania: Out of respect for me.