Best family movie quotes of all time

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Old Yeller picture

Arliss Coates: Why did you shoot Rosemary?
Travis Coates: She was sick.
Arliss Coates: Well, you were sick. How come we didn't shoot you?
Travis Coates: Well, that's some different.

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Melody: Do I have to do this? Everybody thinks I'm weird.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown picture

Linus: Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

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The Lizzie McGuire Movie picture

Kate: How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hmmm, I don't know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation.

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Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.

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A Wrinkle in Time picture

Dr. Alex Murry: What if we are here for a reason. What if we are part of something truly divine.

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The Pink Panther 2 picture

Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

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Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams picture

Gary Giggles: Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.

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The Santa Clause picture

Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

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Ivan "Fire Urchin": Stepped on me, stepped on me? Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me! I mean just look at this, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken.

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Jack Kelly: So what do you say, Spot?
Spot Conlon: I say... that what you say... is what I say.

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Pat Finley: Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here?
Roy: Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted picture

Alex: What are you doing? Zebras can't drive. Only penguins and people can drive!

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Kate Baker: He is not a doorknob!
Jake Baker: The man irons his jeans, Mom.
Kate Baker: Yeah, that's weird.

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Horton Hears a Who picture

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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Aunt Em: Girl, do you know that you're 24 years old, and you've never been south of 125th Street? Well, you haven't.

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G.I. Joe: The Movie picture

Sergeant Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gona scrape you off the wall with a squeegee!

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Kat: Drop dead.
Stretch: Too late.

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