Peter Pan: Well, well, a codfish on a hook.
Captain Hook: I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do.
Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Pat Finley: Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here?
Roy: Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.
Private: Skipper, should we tell them the ship is out of gas?
Skipper: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Beetle: I have a question. If I'm Beetle and you're Monkey, why isn't he called Boy?
Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!
Charisse Slocumb: Bernice Talbot? My-my husband done did it wit' that child in that "Shop-Well" parking lot? lord take ME NOW.
FBI Agent Dale Grissom: You're surrounded! Throw down the Boo Boo and put your hands over your head.
Tito: Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.
Gary Giggles: Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.
Blackbeard: Rule number one, "Those who work with bright, honest vigor will be rewarded with prizes and trophies and confectionery!" Rule number two, "Those who fail to work hard, those who skive or malinger, will hereby know the brooding majesty of my disapproval." Mark me well. I know no pity. No second chances. I don't do mercy. But remember, don't forget to help yourselves to lots and lots of jolly old fun! Hey kiddiewinks, welcome to Neverland.
Charlie Cowell: Who do you think you're protectin'? That guy's got a gal in every county in Illinois and that's 102 counties. Not countin' the piano teachers like you he cozies up to, just keep your mouths shut! Neither one of you's heard the last o' me, girly-girl.
Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.
Dr. Alex Murry: What if we are here for a reason. What if we are part of something truly divine.
Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
Bugs Bunny: Look, Doc. Do I go around nailing signs over your house? Do I? There's still such a thing as private property, you know. Did you ever hear about the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home?
Tom Baker: You soaked his underwear in meat? That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.