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The Parent Trap picture

Verbena 'Ever's Housekeeper': I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed picture

Shaggy: This is tied for scariest day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

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The Princess and the Frog picture

Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.

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Inside Out picture

Sadness: You could get lost in there!
Joy: Think positive!
Sadness: Okay, I'm positive you will get lost in there.

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Ralph Breaks the Internet picture

KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"

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The Goonies picture

Mikey: I swear on my life. They got...an it. A giant it. They got it chained to the wall and when it came into the light it was all gross and distorted and the parts were all mixed around.
Brand: Like your brain right, lame-o? Say good-bye to your little pals.

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The Little Rascals picture

A.J. Ferguson: Now the race course is marked off with arrows, and it ends right back here, where it started from.

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Mary Poppins Returns picture

Anabel Banks: Everything is possible.
Mary Poppins: Even the impossible.

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Despicable Me picture

Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!

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The Lion King picture

Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... Got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.

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The Christmas Chronicles picture

Santa: I'm swapping out 8 reindeer for 400 horses!

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The Lizzie McGuire Movie picture

Kate: How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hmmm, I don't know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation.

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Casper picture

Kat: In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.

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The Dark Crystal picture

[Jen and Kira are riding Landstriders.]
Jen: The prophecy never said anything about this.
Kira: Prophets don't know everything.

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Cheaper by the Dozen picture

Man on street: Hey Noah, what are you doing with that Ark?
Frank Gilbreth: Collecting animals like the good Lord told me brother. All we need now is a jackass. Hop in.

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Mickey's Christmas Carol picture

Scrooge: What's she cooking, a canary? Surely they have more food than that. Look on the fire.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Huh, where? Oh, that's your laundry.

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D3: The Mighty Ducks picture

Mrs. Madigan: Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.

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