Best family movie quotes of all time

Nita's Father: Once you love someone, they stay in your heart forever.

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

Max: Did you make this?
Carol: Yeah, yeah.
Max: It's very good.
Carol: We were gonna make a whole world like this. But everyone used to come here, but you know... You know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realise and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart? And then one day... You don't have any teeth anymore.
Max: Yeah.
Carol: Well it was like that.

Barley Lightfoot: Put it in O, for onward.

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

Morticia: Is everyone all right? No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? (01:14:00)

Sammo ★

Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?

Sebastian: Are you sure about this?
Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important.

The Horned King: I presume, my boy, you are the keeper of this oracular pig.

Mia Thermopolis: Oh my God, you're here.
Lilly Moscovitz: I know.
Mia Thermopolis: In Genovia.
Lilly Moscovitz: I know.
Mia Thermopolis: You're in my closet.
Lilly Moscovitz: Yeah.
Mia Thermopolis: You're blonde.
Lilly Moscovitz: I'm blonde.

King Fergus: The ancients spoke of it. It is the heart of this fierce land. It is carried in the wind. Born of our legends and when we are put to the test, it is the one thing that we must always be.

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

Coriakin: To defeat the darkness out there, you must defeat the darkness inside yourself.

Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

Walter Beckett: What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?
Lance Sterling: What?
Walter Beckett: Disappeeeear.
Lance Sterling: Why are you saying it like that?
Walter Beckett: For effeeeect.

Randall: People who are always right make me sick.
Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well.

Anya: [reading letter.] "I am sure he hurts the poor little kitten and when I cry, he just laughs at me. Yours sincerely, Miss Sarah Foster." You were quite right to bring this to our attention, Dooley. That little boy must not get a present.
Santa Claus: No present for him? Every child should get a present.
Anya: It's time to change the rules.
Santa Claus: You'll have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls.
Anya: Isn't that as it should be?
Santa Claus: Alright. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice.
Dooley: Yes, sir.
Santa Claus: And be careful. I'll be checking it twice.

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

Shaggy: This is tied for scariest day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!