Ivan "Fire Urchin": Stepped on me, stepped on me? Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me! I mean just look at this, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken.
Mikey Abromowitz: They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay, which is my.
Reggie Belafonte: Mikey, why don't you head on over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up?
Mikey Abromowitz: You know, I used to scout for songbirds - toucans - for this musical revue in Brazil... Now that's show business.
Rob: How's it feel to win, Joe?
Chicken Joe: I won?
Big Z: How's it going, Skank? You have a little sand in your egg sack there, fella.
Mikey Abromowitz: I, am on, so much migraine medication you have no idea... The stress is killing me. I dunno how much longer I can last, I hafta tell you that right now.
Reggie Belafonte: Hay, check this out! You wanna talk talent scouts? People find talent, I bring them back from the dead! The now living legend.
Big Z: Reggie, shut up.
Reggie Belafonte: What? What do you mean shut up?
Big Z: I'm not a legend. I'm just a guy looking for a nice wave and some good friends.
Chicken Joe: Cody. I know he's out here. I can feel it in my nuggets.
Arnold: A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surfboard, and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves. Especially Tank, he's definitely not a winner.
Smudge: He's a dirty trash can full of poop.
Big Z: Back in that day, winning was everything to me, and I knew I was gonna beat Tank. But then he starts surfing circles around me. I saw what he was doing. Times change. Well, I didn't want to go back to that beach, in front of all my fans, thinking "Look at Big Z, the loser, the has-been." So... poof! Big Z's dead. And he's gonna stay that way.
Filmmaker: Do you have any other talents?
Cody Maverick: Heh, you mean like, singin' and dancin'? Naw, man, I just surf.
Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head.
Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.
Tank Evans: Pecker face?
Rob: Dig this, Sal. Section behind me, it's called The Boneyards. Very few surfers have ventured in there and come out alive.
spen Announcer: Are you trying to telling me people have died here?
Rob: That's right, Sal.
spen Announcer: A moment of silence for them... And we keep it moving.
Filmmaker: Not again.
Answer: There is a UFO in the "Z is for Zurfing" scene and one where it shows Chicken Joe's dad, Chicken Bob in the background of the bucket.