Best family movie quotes of 2006

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Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?
Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

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Dusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze: I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

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Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

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Victor: Now, I think we'd better go inside before we become a tourist attraction.

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Ramon: Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!

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Joe: What happened to the blowtorch, Plug?
Plug: My dad just laughed at me.

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Mindo: Do you know why I told you this story?
Jerry Shepard: Because I won't find my dogs.
Mindo: The story's not about the dogs. It's about my father, honoring what the dogs had done for him.

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Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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[Playing baseball, Gus just hit a homerun.]
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

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Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: No.

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Chuck Muckle: Mr. Branitt, what does one hundred pancake houses sound like to you?
Curly Branitt: It sounds like an awful lot of pancake houses.
Chuck Muckle: It will be a record! I will be the first regional manager in the history of Mother Paula's to reach one hundred pancake houses. And that is the stuff that food and beverage industry legends are made of! Ah... it is my dream. And you are responsible, Mr. Branitt, for making a tiny piece of that very big dream come true.

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RJ: Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it.

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Alex Rider: I get gadgets?

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Otis the Cow: That's what you call boy tipping.

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Akeelah: I'm naturally inquisitive.
Dr. Larabee: Yes, which is also sometimes confused with being naturally obnoxious.

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Howard McLaughlin: You can have Chariot.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: It's not the same thing.
Howard McLaughlin: Well, four legs and a tail. Food goes in the front, out the back.

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Rita's Dad: We don't need the money.
Cockroach: A new stove would be nice.

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Brom: I hardly think a boy of 15, 16.
Eragon: Seventeen.
Brom: Seventeen, forgive me. But I hardly think a boy of seventeen could handle it.

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Frieda: I hate that girl! She's so... girly.

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