Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
Le Frog: You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish.
Shocky: They call me shocky.
Roddy: Now why do they call you that?
Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.
Toad: You find my pain amusing?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French.
Rita's Dad: We don't need the money.
Cockroach: A new stove would be nice.
Whitey: Scrabble! Heh.
Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.
Roddy: Thank you.
Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.
Roddy: Ah, thank you.
Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief.
Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no.
Roddy: When the cat's away, the mice will play.
Liam: Oy, mom! There's a peeping Tom outside.
Rita's Grandma: Tom? Oh, it's Tom Jones.
Whitey: Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous.
Spike: Danger is my middle name.
Whitey: I thougth it was Lesley.
Pegleg: So you're from up top, huh?
Pegleg: I know someone who might be able to help you, might. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.
Goldfish: I know where it is.
Spike: Ohhh, Whitey.
Whitey: I saw an opportunity, and I seized it.
Toad: You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this.
Le Frog: Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.
Toad: Huzzah, a man of quality.