Tanzie Marchetta: I don't understand why we didn't get any unemployment money... We've never even been employed. Doesn't that mean we should get more unemployment?
Munk: Cinderella, going to the ball... again.
Yankee Irving: That guard had to have stolen Babe Ruth's bat.
Screwie: Why would a guard working at Yankee Stadium steal Babe Ruth's bat? Now, if it were somebody workin' at the stadium in Chicago, I could see that.