Best family movie quotes of 2006

Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.

[Playing baseball, Gus just hit a homerun.]
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

Aqua: When do I get to see the "Sagrada Familia"?
Chanel: When you learn how to pronounce it right.

Eragon: Aww... It's not so bad up here.

Courtney Callum: I am not happy right now.

Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: Are you going to kill Flicka?
Rob McLaughlin: I'm just going to have a look at her, baby.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: It's okay, Daddy. You can shoot us.

Marnie Piper: They could cast another spell on Dylan, even as we speak.
Ethan Dalloway: And what? Make him do more math? He loves math.

Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

Elizabeth: Are you frightened?
Mary: Yes. A husband has been chosen for me. The law says I must remain pure for a year. How is he to believe this?
Elizabeth: Stay with us, then. We will pray for guidance.
Mary: Elizabeth, why is it me God has asked? I am nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh, child.

Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.
Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.

Templeton: Have you seen the pig next door? I think his mama was part hippo. If I had to name five of the fattest pigs I've ever seen, he'd be three of them.

RJ: You want this cookie?
Hammy the Squirrel: Oh, yeah, yeah.
RJ: This cookie's junk.
Hammy the Squirrel: But I like the cookie.

Shen: You changed destiny.
Wendy Wu: I know... Are you mad?

Nigel: Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine.

Captain Gantu: I could ride in the backety-back.

Robin: Starfire, you know your my best friend.
Starfire: And you're mine.

Charlie Goldfinch: Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am not going to community college.