Best family movie quotes of 2005

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory picture

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe picture

Susan Pevensie: Lucy thinks she's found a magical land...
Professor Kirke: Hmmm.
Susan Pevensie: In the upstairs wardrobe.
Professor Kirke: What? What did you say?
Peter Pevensie: Our sister... She thinks she's found a wood...
Professor Kirke: What was it like?
Susan Pevensie: Like talking to a lunatic...
Professor Kirke: No, no, not her, the wood!
Susan Pevensie: You don't mean you believe her?
Professor Kirke: And you don't?

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire picture

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

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Sky High picture

Principal Powers: I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.

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Madagascar picture

Marty: The penguins are going, so why can't I?
Alex: The penguins are psychotic.

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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D picture

Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas.
Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits.
Mr. Electricidad: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. We're in the middle of Texas in August.

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Corpse Bride picture

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

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Zathura picture

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

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Because of Winn-Dixie picture

Opal: Well you can't shoot a church-goin' dog. It would be a sin.

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Son of the Mask picture

Tonya Avery: Okay, I'm just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing.

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Ice Princess picture

Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again.
Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.

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Kicking and Screaming picture

Phil Weston: Pizza at my house.

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The Perfect Man picture

Uncle Ben: He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side.

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Chicken Little picture

Runt of the Litter: Curse these genetically tiny legs.

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Nanny McPhee picture

Lily: Evangeline, do you love Papa?
Evangeline: Of course not! I know my place. That wouldn't be right. I mean... yes.
Lily: Papa, do you love Evangeline?
Mr. Brown: What are you saying? That - that would be totally improper. I mean a thing like that could - could never happen. I mean, obviously... yes.

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Yours, Mine and Ours picture

Frank Beardsley: Well, Mrs. Munion, what do you think about Connecticut?
Mrs. Munion: I'm delighted to be here, in the birthplace of Lyme disease.

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Hoodwinked picture

Chief Grizzly: Am I gonna get to put the cuffs on someone or what?
Nicky Flippers: Ah, remember Ted, pieces of the puzzle make funny shapes, but they still fit together in the end.
Chief Grizzly: Boy, you're just full o' those, aren'tcha?

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Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.
Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.
Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.
Nat: In what way?
David: In a way she doesn't know about.

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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch picture

Stitch: Uh-oh. Badness coming on.

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The Sandlot 2 picture

Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?

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