Best family movie quotes of 2005

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory picture

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka! I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.

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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D picture

Sharkboy: Usually, if you snooze, you lose. With Max, you snooze, you win.

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Corpse Bride picture

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

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Sky High picture

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

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Nanny McPhee picture

Great Aunt Adelaide: Incest.

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Zathura picture

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

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Buck Cluck: You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.

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Herbie: Fully Loaded picture

Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.

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Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit picture

[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the bunvac.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...toupee, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupee, you idiot. My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare I think you'll find is a much larger mammal.

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Emily Barnes: If there's anything that I know, it's that love is infinite. You can always make more when you need it. And just because you wanna give some to somebody else, doesn't mean that you'll take any away from me.

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Pooh's Heffalump Movie picture

Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.

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Cheaper by the Dozen 2 picture

Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.

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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch picture

Agent Pleakley: I think I should drive.
Nani: Two eyes, my car, I'm driving.

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Racing Stripes picture

Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy.

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Madagascar picture

Marty: The penguins are going, so why can't I?
Alex: The penguins are psychotic.

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The Naked Brothers Band picture

Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.
Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.
Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.
Nat: In what way?
David: In a way she doesn't know about.

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