Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
Prince Sadir: Cale, you look me in the eye and you tell me that you think that your horse has a chance at beating my brother's horse.
Cale Crane: My horse will beat every horse that shows up.
Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?
Dylan: Chill out guys, I've got something stashed that just might help.
Brian: Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreational activities.
Nick Persons: Oh Damn! Boy Didn't you hear what I just said?
Lindsey Kingston: Ooh, you just swore.
Nick Persons: Your damn right I swore, that's about $400 dollars worth of damage to my new car.
Lindsey Kingston: That's twice! Now you have to put two dollars in the swear jar.
Opal: Music is better if someone's listening.
First Junior Grizzly: Hey Skeever, what do you put in a jar and shake till they're dead?
Second Junior Grizzly: Fireflies.
Holly Hamilton: I'm whipped, so time to hit the sheets, even though I have no idea which box there in.
Museum Person: Good God.
Loki: And don't you forget it.
Gen Harwood: Okay, look. I don't care if you're here. But if you post a picture of me on the school website falling on my butt... You better transfer to a new school.
Hot Young Lady: God! He stole my gum.
Aldo North: Mom, no.
Helen North: What, honey?
Aldo North: Remember the old you? Spanking is never the answer.
Penguin: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Kim: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.
Annette Prestolani: Oh, my God. Gina Prestolani, who's sauce have you been tasting?
Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.