Best family movie quotes of 2003

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Elf (2003)

Elf picture

Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

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Cat in the Hat: Don't worry, I have three plans. Plan A: Mess up a perfectly clean house. Done that! Plan B: Cut your losses and ditch the kids. That could work.
Sally: What about that one?
Cat in the Hat: Plan C: Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock. I don't know. I still like Plan B.

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Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.

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Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

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Galleria: If he can't respect my art, he can't have my heart.

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Tom Baker: You soaked his underwear in meat? That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.

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Kate: How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hmmm, I don't know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation.

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Tug: Okay, let's see... the most interesting thing that happened to me this year... hmm... I have to... Oh! I know, I know, I know, listen to this: I'd say it was when I finally knocked down that tree that was blocking the view from my cave. Now I got a family of chipmunks staying at my place.

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Hub: WE'RE OLD, damnit! leave US alone.
Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer.

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Ape: George, I should've told you earlier, but I have some gambling debts that I have to pay off for a little while.
George: How little?
Ape: Seventeen years.
George: George think maybe that might be too late.

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Dinky Winks: Somebody ring the Dinkster?

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Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.

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Mr. Sir: There ain't nothing down there. We woulda found it by now.
Mr. Pendanski: I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills!

Macca

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Natalie Connors: You know, Cody you make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good.
Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth.

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Marina: Are you sure you.
Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.

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Jim: Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife.
Ezra: Pretty much. Are you upset?
Jim: The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife. And the house isn't really for sale. Yes, I'm upset.

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Fairy Queen: Alone they are two, but together they are one. That kind of selfless love has awesome power.
Lila: Ah! Two for one.

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101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure picture

Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.

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