Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
Master Gracey: But I loved her. Was love my mistake?
Ramsley: Yes.
Ramsley: How wonderful. You're going to kill a ghost.
Madame Leota: Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back.
Jim: Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out.
Master Gracey: Tell me, Mr. Evers. Do you believe in ghosts?
Jim: Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife.
Ezra: Pretty much. Are you upset?
Jim: The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife. And the house isn't really for sale. Yes, I'm upset.
Madame Leota: Evil and darkness have fallen this night. But now, to survive, you must gain new sight.
Jim: I must first gain new underwear.
Leota: Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread.
Madame Leota: Whom do you seek?
Jim: I am seeking a way outta here.
Madame Leota: Then you must look within.
Jim: I don't wanna look within, I wanna look without! Are you deaf?
Jim: Hey, honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It happens.
Chosen answer: Considering Ramsley's intelligence, he would have been able to make "couterfeit" handwriting.