Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Tess: Hello, Dr. Coleman. Yes, Elizabeth. Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow. Ok, good. And Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.
Butcher Woman: Thank you.
Tess: Goodbye.
Tess (in Anna's body): I look like Stevie Nicks.
Anna (in Tess' body): Who's he?
Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot.
Ryan: OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
Anna (in Tess' body): Oh, he can walk from here.
Harry: It's 20 blocks.
Anna (in Tess' body): Fresh air will do you good.
Harry: But what about bullies?
Anna (in Tess' body): Run fast.
Ryan: What the hell just happened?
Tess: Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Anna (in Tess' body): So, let's do this thingy.
Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, whatever.
Anna (in Tess' body): Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.
Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence.
Anna (in Tess' body): Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?
Jake: Yesterday was freaky.
Dottie Robertson: Loved your book, I actually read this one.
Anna (in Tess' body): That makes one of us.
Tess (in Anna's body): We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, something that sucks.
Anna (in Tess' body): It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
Anna (in Tess' body): Fun-sucker.
Anna (in Tess' body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?
Anna (in Tess' body): Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.
Tess (in Anna's body): Oh no! All that will get us is a 72-hour lockdown in a psych ward and a Thorazine drip. No, we're not going anywhere.
Pei-Pei's Mom: Coo-kie?
Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
Anna (in Tess' body): Hello, it was a Ducati.
Harry: Get a room.
Answer: You need to think back to the poem... "A journey soon begins, its prize reflected in another's eyes. When what you see is what you lack, then selfless love will change you back." It says a journey SOON begins, not immediately, and it says "WHEN what you see...change you back". Basically the switch happens SOON, the switch back happens IMMEDIATELY.