Freaky Friday (2003)

Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.

Tess: Hello, Dr. Coleman. Yes, Elizabeth. Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow. Ok, good. And Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.
Butcher Woman: Thank you.
Tess: Goodbye.

Tess (in Anna's body): I look like Stevie Nicks.
Anna (in Tess' body): Who's he?

Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot.

Ryan: OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
Anna (in Tess' body): Oh, he can walk from here.
Harry: It's 20 blocks.
Anna (in Tess' body): Fresh air will do you good.
Harry: But what about bullies?
Anna (in Tess' body): Run fast.

Ryan: What the hell just happened?
Tess: Trust me, you don't wanna know.

Anna (in Tess' body): So, let's do this thingy.
Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, whatever.

Anna (in Tess' body): Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.

Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence.

Anna (in Tess' body): Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?

Jake: Yesterday was freaky.

Dottie Robertson: Loved your book, I actually read this one.
Anna (in Tess' body): That makes one of us.

Tess (in Anna's body): We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, something that sucks.

Anna (in Tess' body): It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
Anna (in Tess' body): Fun-sucker.

Anna (in Tess' body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?

Anna (in Tess' body): Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.
Tess (in Anna's body): Oh no! All that will get us is a 72-hour lockdown in a psych ward and a Thorazine drip. No, we're not going anywhere.

Pei-Pei's Mom: Coo-kie?

Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
Anna (in Tess' body): Hello, it was a Ducati.

Harry: Get a room.