Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Nigel: Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings.
Marlin: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.
Dory: This is the ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.
Chosen answer: Nigel is a pelican - he appears to be modelled on a Brown pelican (although that particular species is not actually native to Australia).