Becca: We need more learning about things.
Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?
Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds.
Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: Family? What a laughable concept.
Mr. Carrott: B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I! I am the broccoli and don't know why! C-A-R-R-O and A T! Carrots are healthy for you and me.
Charlie Hinton: Wow, goats really love pie.
Charlie Hinton: Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.
Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: Rock for Daddy Day Care... Do you know what this means?
Jenny: A... chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?
Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a deathwish.
Charlie Hinton: If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.